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Feb 2016: Famous last words: I'm feeling just fine on this Friday. I always feel a little more energy than usual on Friday for some reason. I'm hoping to connect all those titles of my work to their corresponding pages soon. I hope my lawyers are able to take advantage of this new facility. It will also be useful for readers who wish to avoid my serious blogs. I'm not a parent but owning a song is like being the parent of a child. The song comes from you just as your child comes from you. That's why I think it's fair to compare what happened to my work with the kidnapping and sexual enslavement of one's child. And when people want to thank the perpetrators for stealing my work it's like all the satisfied Johns telling the child's parents that they are glad for what happened to her. Who wants you to thank these kind of monsters? NBC and CBC. NBC puts them back on TV to talk about their innocence after they were incarcerated for stealing my blogs. And CBC tries to restart their careers after they were kicked off their shows for stealing my blogs. These broadcasters look as bad as the offenders to me. The dirty perps in this case are not impoverished, inner-city-dwelling social outcasts with poor hygiene, as networks are so fond of reporting. Instead, they are nice, tidy, domesticated TV personalities and their media auxiliaries, all smiling to show off their impeccable presentation and expensive dental care. I could write a sketch about it, but it would only be stolen and used by the thieves to add to the severity of their offense. But if any of them are feeling bad about what they did today, why don't they write two hundred songs about it so I can steal them and use them to make their authors look like frauds? |
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Friday, September 20, 2013
Why I Don't Share Comedy Anymore
If I Were a Fraud
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To date I've not authorized my work or my image to be used anywhere outside my one YouTube account or my one Google account. To date I've received no compensation for works of mine which were used commercially. I had some new humourous insights this morning. I won't be sharing them here. I have my hands full listing the four hundred and fifty violations of my copyright in my SCRIPTS: A-Z blog. I imagine when I'm finished that I will only be going online to report that I am not in jail or to clear up any other confusion which would be caused by constant malicious lies and false accusations. If I were a fraud, I imagine I'd be on my way to a party right now. Or maybe I'd be brushing up on my speech for the Grammy Awards or developing the script for my new movie. But they only let frauds have any success like that with my work. |
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Thursday, September 19, 2013
They're the Babies
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Feb 2016: See how the TV's been leaving the victim to argue his innocence as in the opening paragraphs of these 2013 posts, alone against gangs of their corrupt staff in the street. To date I've not authorized my work or my image to be used anywhere outside my one YouTube account or my one Google account. To date I've received no compensation for works of mine which were used commercially. Can you believe they called me a baby? Take a look at how much work they took from me in MY SCRIPTS: A-Z blog. Aren't they the babies for wanting all of this handed to them? I'll try to have these tables linked to the rest of my blog by the end of the month. |
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Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Putting My Knee in My Mouth
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To date I've not authorized my work or my image to be used anywhere outside my one YouTube account or my one Google account. To date I've received no compensation for works of mine which were used commercially. My two front teeth were broken at the age of eleven as a result of a soccer injury. I ran up to kick the ball when my sixteen-year-old brother pushed me from behind, causing my knee to crash into my mouth. Too bad that when someone pulls a dirty trick on you like that it ends up letting others tell dirty lies about it for the rest of your life. I recall indexing my songs and scripts at the end of 2007. Here I am doing it again. It sure is a big job. Oh well, at least it helped those frauds to zero in on my best posts. Anyway, this index is a work in progress, so please be patient as I develop it and fine tune it. |
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Tuesday, September 17, 2013
The Orphan Hater
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Voice: When Curtis Stanford came home from his demanding job he had no tolerance for hard luck stories. (The Stanford residence. A young girl rings his doorbell. Stanford answers the door in his underwear with his beer gut hanging out.) Stanford: What do you want? Girl: (Cheerfully) Would you like to donate to UNICEF? Stanford: (Violently) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! (She flees and he pursues her to the edge of his property.) (The neighbour's front door. Stanford shows up with a housewarming gift. The neighbour greets him in a suit.) Stanford: Welcome to the neighbourhood. I'm Curtis Stanford. Neighbour: (Smiling sadly) Thanks. I'm afraid you caught us at a bad time. My father has just passed away. Stanford: I see. And is that your mother? Neighbour: No, that's my aunt. My mother passed away two years ago. (Stanford turns around and leaves without a word, taking his gift with him.) Hey, what did I say? Voice: Don't miss The Orphan Hater tonight, only on this channel. |
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Daily Report
| To date I've not authorized my work or my image to be used anywhere outside my one YouTube account or my one Google account. To date I've received no compensation for works of mine which were used commercially. And I returned that Les Paul guitar to the music store for a refund as I first said, just in case anyone's not clear about that. | ||
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Monday, September 16, 2013
Lies Fail
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These people who want to blame me for what happened should get together and party with all their fraudulent idols. All that dancing and laughing for calling me a liar when I was innocent. They had so much fun they can't stop now. And I'd rather collect disability than ever accept money to lie about an innocent artist, especially one who has made a pledge to charity. That's like taking the food out of the mouths of hungry children by twisting the shining truth of a great song into an evil, manipulative lie. All lies fail and then the liar is doomed. I want to keep looking forward to my future. |
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