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Does your man come home from work smelling like a foundry and start jumping all over you as soon as he walks through the door? That's why I got this, (holding up a spray can) Dash industrial man sanitizer. Hit him in the face with a burst of this and he'll run straight for the washroom. Dash doesn't just cover over perspiration, it alters your man's brain chemistry to get his behaviour under control. But don't use too much of it, like I did, or he might end up like my Horace. (With a morsel in her hand she approaches a caged hamster.) Here, Horace! Time for your testosterone!
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