Rumour Slaying

I'm going to slay a couple of these rumours now. I hope you're not getting as bored with them as I am. And I'm going to do it by referencing local witnesses who seem to have a problem sticking up for me. So when I worked in the glass shop, I served thousands of customers over a three-year period. How much did those crates weigh again? Seven hundred pounds. I seem to recall hauling them up a ramp and onto the sidewalk with a hand car. Pretty good for a weakling. And did any of those customers notice my girlfriend at the time? Did she look like an eight-year-old? Did she look like an eleven-year-old? Why didn't anyone mention this in 2007? When I studied web design here and we got to the most difficult lessons in web programming, I recall standing out among my classmates. I recall reading Danny Goodman's Javascript Bible from cover to cover. And I recall tutoring my classmates to give them a working knowledge of DHTML. So how did I turn into such a low-IQ phenomena in 2007? Didn't anyone from that class remember my achievements? Have you had a look at my newly posted lyrics? That's probably only half of my total output since I started writing songs at the age of fourteen - and most of it has been within the last six years. Quite a lot of work there, eh? I work much harder on my music and writing than I ever worked on any 'real' job, of which I've had dozens. And besides being screwed out of the profits for my music and writing, they want you to think I'm lazy! Well, this kind of stuff gets on my nerves and sometimes I lose my temper. How would you feel if you were in my place? Would you be cheerful and sociable? So why do they want you to think I'm some kind of sourpuss? I guess it's because they can't accept that they are responsible for my fits of rage. They can't accept responsibility for any of their offenses against me. Isn't that immature when you can't accept responsibility? But I keep hearing from them that I'm immature. I suppose I could go on and on about this, but I think I've said enough for now. Better take a look at those lyrics and see that there are no errors in my HTML.
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