Sunday, September 1, 2013

Fantasies Island

Fantasies Island
(Fantasies Island. A sheriff patrols the streets of a town in the old west. Suddenly an outlaw jumps out from an alley and points a gun at his back.)

Outlaw: Hands up! (The sheriff complies.)

Sheriff: Excuse me, but I paid good money for this fantasy.

Outlaw: Oh yeah? Well, I paid good money for my fantasy, too.

Sheriff: But we all pay the same price.

Outlaw: Did you tip the bellboy? (Realizing his mistake, the sheriff covers his gaping mouth with his hands.) Come on, let's get going.
  
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