For the Love of Satan

I know I spoke highly of some of the offenders a couple years ago, but that was before I discovered the extent of their fraud. Man, all the fraud committed with my work in the last six years STINKS! What a bunch of stinking, lying crooks! What a joke that people still tune in to them! My true fans don't mind sacrificing the diversion of a commercial broadcast which stole my work and used it to make everyone hate my guts. They figure they're better off without such an evil influence in their lives. What is the favourite tool of the entertainment business? Obviously it is the lie. It is with an endless bombardment of lies that they secure your trust. The lie is almost always the same: they love you, so you should give them your money. Well, if Jay, for instance, loved you, why did he lie to you about one of your favourite online authors? Seems like a disrespectful way to treat people you love. And if Dateline cared about you, why did they try to end the career of one of your favourite online musicians before it could even get off the ground? They don't care about you, they only care about themselves. With a business that depends so heavily on dishonesty for its profits, the commercial value of my work should also be obvious. The more honesty and integrity a song or a sketch has, the more of a lie it becomes when it is turned into an unspeakable work of fraud. Such work in the wrong hands turns into the kind of lie that is charged with Satan's power to hypnotize the masses and render them submissive to his evil will. Think of all those Christian women whose virtue was compromised. Thanks, CBC. Thanks, NBC. Think of all those young girls whose virtue was compromised. Thanks, WEA. Thanks, MTV. Let me tell you, this evil business is a real turn-off for me. I know now why I quit all this and tried to wash my hands of it six years ago. Who the fuck wants to be hated by the whole world because they'd rather listen to liars bullshit them about how great they are? But I was dragged back into my music and writing, so I'm here to stay now. And if all these frauds want to die slowly and painfully as I restore my work to the internet, I can take it better than they can. Don't be so sure that federal public service organizations like the FCC are going to step in and save the day. If the FCC were truly effective, NBC would have lost their license to broadcast by now. While the FCC or it's Canadian equivilent, the CRTC, is better than nothing, I have heard that it is largely staffed by ex-employees of the broadcasting corporations who left on good terms and are likely sympathetic to their corporate aims. I trust my lawyers, though, because I'm sure they know that they'll make a lot more money by suing than they could ever get from a bribe. I'm sorry if I lose patience every once in a while but the amount of hardships they have loaded on me to clear the way for their evil fraud can sometimes get the best of me. I'm a little fed up with being left to walk down the street and take shit from wimps who never follow through on their tough threats. They get together in a gang of ten to feel secure enough to insult me, then when I stop to confront them, I invite them all to throw the first punch and they never make a move. Today I heard an insult from one such group of dumbfucks, who are the only people CBC and NBC ever want me to meet, and they thought they should shame me for scooping cigarette butts. Too bad I didn't turn my nicotine addiction into a funny sketch for the fucking Simpsons or CBC's pompous friend so they could feel happy about my smoking while they pay someone to commit fraud against me.
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