It's time now to take a break from the news and improvise some warm banter to trick you into thinking we're human. From this point we depart from the script. And Square went to a birthday party last night. How was that, Square? Uh ... uh ... uh ... Why don't you tell us about your new barbecue instead, Daf? Uh ... uh ... uh ... uh ... It's ... uh ... Yes? It's what? It's hot? Yes, it's very hot. Hot enough to burn your finger... (Phony laughter) Ha ha ha ha. Hot enough to burn your finger! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! ha ha ha ha (Holding up a bandaged finger) It's not funny to me. (Redoubled laughter) Look at that! You have a bandage on your finger! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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© 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
The Local Banter
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