Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Ophelia

Ophelia
Voice: She was the rare kind of woman who wanted to reward men for their virtue.

(A man labours to paint a fence. Enter Ophelia, approaching the man.)

Ophelia: Are you painting that dying old man's fence for him? That's so nice! (Pointing) I just live in that house over there. Do you want to have dinner with me when you're finished?

Man: Sure!

Ophelia: All right, I'll see you then. (Exit.)

(The next morning. The man wakes up with Ophelia's head on his shoulder.)

Man: It sure has been nice knowing you.

Ophelia: Well, people who do favours for others deserve a reward.

Man: I won't argue with that.

Ophelia: And I was wondering, how are you at roofing?
  
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