It's Their Party

To date I've not authorized my work or my image to be used anywhere outside my one YouTube account or my one Google account. To date I've received no compensation for works of mine which were used commercially. Well, I heard a decades-old Rolling Stones song playing at a party in one of the neighbour's houses last night and it made me think not just of how much I resent the Rolling Stones for stealing one of my most beautiful songs about one of my most personal hardships but of how little I like parties. First of all, are the Stones in jail yet? If not, please incarcerate them and punish them severely. They're not any better than the other 'offenders' and they shouldn't be 'running free'. And as for parties, I recall getting a thrill from them when I was still in school, but now I usually have more fun by myself. Of course, the quality of a party depends on the quality of its people. Maybe I'd enjoy being at a party with funny, talented people because they are likely to have entertaining personalities. But a party with some song stealing or sketch stealing jerk who has no imagination and no heart could only be a drag. Yes, and before you come down on me for being antisocial, try to remember how much you enjoyed George Carlin telling you that 'people are boring' with my words.
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