Saturday, September 14, 2013

The Great Environmentalist

The Great Environmentalist
I'm here with the great environmentalist, and sir, tell us again how much carbon we pumped into the atmosphere last year.

Four hundred and fifty billion gazillion tons.

Wow! That is staggering! And please tell us how many tons we can expect to be pumped into the atmosphere next year.

Sure. Just a minute. (He makes a call on his cell phone.) Brad? How many tons of carbon are you pumping into the atmosphere next year? (Pause) Thanks.

Well?

Five hundred billion gazillion.
  
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