Why I Don't Share Comedy Anymore

Feb 2016: Famous last words: I'm feeling just fine on this Friday. I always feel a little more energy than usual on Friday for some reason. I'm hoping to connect all those titles of my work to their corresponding pages soon. I hope my lawyers are able to take advantage of this new facility. It will also be useful for readers who wish to avoid my serious blogs. I'm not a parent but owning a song is like being the parent of a child. The song comes from you just as your child comes from you. That's why I think it's fair to compare what happened to my work with the kidnapping and sexual enslavement of one's child. And when people want to thank the perpetrators for stealing my work it's like all the satisfied Johns telling the child's parents that they are glad for what happened to her. Who wants you to thank these kind of monsters? NBC and CBC. NBC puts them back on TV to talk about their innocence after they were incarcerated for stealing my blogs. And CBC tries to restart their careers after they were kicked off their shows for stealing my blogs. These broadcasters look as bad as the offenders to me. The dirty perps in this case are not impoverished, inner-city-dwelling social outcasts with poor hygiene, as networks are so fond of reporting. Instead, they are nice, tidy, domesticated TV personalities and their media auxiliaries, all smiling to show off their impeccable presentation and expensive dental care. I could write a sketch about it, but it would only be stolen and used by the thieves to add to the severity of their offense. But if any of them are feeling bad about what they did today, why don't they write two hundred songs about it so I can steal them and use them to make their authors look like frauds?
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