Tuesday, September 10, 2013

The Clinic

The Clinic
Are you unemployed, addicted to hard drugs, and of low intelligence? Are you capable of breeding a child? Do you need food and shelter? Why not book a bed at the Clinic? The Clinic offers clean, comfortable beds and three meals a day from our Ministry approved cafeteria for up to two weeks. All we ask in return is that you submit to one of our painless surgical procedures. Call now and we'll throw in some coupons that you can trade for drugs! The Clinic: Sponsored by the Society for Planned Parenting.   
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