You Don't Need Them

Boy, are some people ever envious of me out there. They don't envy me while my name and image are dragged through the mud, though. They only envy me when I outlast it. I must address the latest comeback before I get on with the main point of this entry. Hey, Dave, you're gay! I'm going to analyze this and try to determine its source. I suspect that it may come from a performer who thinks I should be performing like he does, so I can get chicks. Sounds like an ordinary star, the kind of person who blows a label to get his job, the kind of 'star' who I may one day look down upon when I go to my Heaven. My talent and intelligence makes him so insecure that he must attack my sexuality with a feeble, witless putdown, in order to feel vindicated. Of course, I'm only guessing. If there is a gap opening in programming and talent on your TV, maybe it was there all along and now you're seeing it for the first time. You don't need fraudulent performers who rely on my songs; you have me. You don't need fraudulent comedies or fraudulent cartoons which rely on my writing; you have me. They can't generate new content. They can only offer you what I already shared - and charge you money for it! I could fill this whole content gap myself, and I could replace those old stars with new stars. I know I could do this, but I need my money first, to ensure that I would have full creative control. That's why I'm waiting patiently for my lawyers to get all this crooked business straightened out in our favour. In the meantime, I can still give you new work within my current modest conditions. At least it's honest. And, well, some of us do the work in this business while others pat themselves on the back for having sex.
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