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It's time for Whatever I Say, our glorious leader's favourite game show. Our guest today is a scientist. Is that correct? That is my occupation. So! An intellectual! Why are you here, sir? With your knowledge and expertise you should be heading up one of the five-year plans for technological advancement. Actually, that's just what I was doing. I thought the people loved me. The leader even let me lead the parade through Capital Square last year. I thought he felt the same way about me as the people did. But suddenly I was arrested in the middle of the night and brought to this show. Then perhaps you are one of those intellectuals who knows too much, hmm? Look here, now, I have served my country with honour. (Finger pointing out) You are an enemy of the people! (Men surround the scientist, tie him to his chair, and exit.) You will confess to this and much more! You can not force me to lie. I can force you to do whatever I say. (Cheers from the crowd.) And is it true that you dislike lemon meringue pie, professor? Good heavens! How did you know? Bring out the pies! Put a bib on the professor. We wouldn't want him to soil his shirt. BA HA HA HA HA... No! |
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| © 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Whatever I Say
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