Sunday, August 18, 2013

The Space Pen

The Space Pen
Tonight on the Space Pen, an innovative new comedy/sci-fi series about a spaceship full of social outcasts headed for banishment to a distant planet...

(Sickbay. An attractive female officer is examined by the ship's doctor.)

What's next?

I need to take your blood pressure.

(She extends her arm, but as he reaches for her breasts, withdraws it and slaps his hand away.) Hey! Do it right! (He complies.) Now what?

I need you to open your mouth, stick out your tongue, and say 'Aah!'

(As instructed) Aaah!

No, I need you to undress first.

No, you don't!

You're right. I'm sorry.

You better be. Now hurry up and finish preparing me for my hibernation.
  
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