Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The Daily Graze

The Daily Graze
Good evening and welcome to the Daily Graze, all the news that's fit to consume. I'm your host, Clarabell.

It appears that the outbreak of mad cow disease has been contained. Many of us lost friends and relatives and are very mad about it.

Vandals have again targeted a local landmark. The Laughterhouse has had an 'S' added to the front of its name and once again it is up to us to restore public calm. As you may have seen in our special story on the Laughterhouse, it is not a grim death factory but a great hall in which bovine celebrities are gathered, toasted, and sent away to begin exciting careers as international superstars.

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