Clean Cutthroats

Stuart Ericson is our guest this evening on Clean Cutthroats. And Stu, you seem reasonably well groomed. Thank you. Do you have a girlfriend? As a matter of fact, I do. How delightfully normal! The Kansas City Tornado had a girlfriend, too. What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. And I hear you have a good, steady job. Yes, I work at the Post Office. Oh, the Post Office! You work at the old P.O. just like the Wolf of Wyoming. Now wait a minute! It's always the clean cut guys like you, isn't it? You charm us all with your phony smiles and your store-bought haircuts! No one suspects you because you have so many pals to vouch for you. 'Oh, it couldn't be our Stu! No, not our Stu!' Well, the Green Bay Hacker had lots of friends, too! What are you talking about? I'm a recluse! What's that you call yourself? A recluse? The Maryland Mangler was a recluse. I've had just about enough of this. Excuse me, what's in that duffle bag you brought with you? Duffle bag. Where? I didn't bring a duffle bag. Security! (Enter security.) It's on the floor beside his chair. He's been trying to cover it with his leg. (The security staff retrieve some suspicious looking objects from the bag and hold them up to the cameras.) That's a nice little rape kit you got there, Stu.
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