How to Catch a Fraud

I met a George Carlin fan this morning and I don't know what to say to such people. I loved Carlin, myself, once. I don't want to begrudge others their pleasure, but what Carlin did to my erased work was really dirty. I erased all that stuff because it undermined my Christian faith. How dare he use my old writings to challenge my new work! Why can't these bums produce their own work if they want to challenge me? Thanks to his plagiarism, every damn comedian on the planet wants to be the next George Carlin with my erased blogs. And if they don't want to be him, they want to be his intellectual opponent, as Tina Fey's boyfriend was with my erased biblical humour. They're still up to this rotten trick, and I would greatly appreciate it if we could stop them in their tracks before they get too popular and start damaging my music to clear the way for their comedy fraud. The best way to do that is to view my blogs in the Wayback Machine. Copy and paste the text of my erased comedy into the Google search field to bring you to any outside pages which need to be flagged for fraud. Hope it's not asking too much of my supporters. Also, please keep an eye on my songs when I erase them or change their titles. Apparently some jerks think it hides their trail when they steal my music. And if I were you, I'd stop trusting networks and radio stations until my lawyers contact me with good news. I'll let you know if they do.
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