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This is not about my present landlord. Voice: He grew up on the meanest streets of Hong Kong in the 1980's, where he learned to fend for himself... (A shack is surrounded by a gang of hoodlums.) Hoodlum #1: (leering) Looks like we found ourselves a new hideout. (They are hit by a burst of fire from a nail gun. The young Jong appears to them through a hole.) Jong: Get the fuck off my property! (They flee in panic.) (A present day room in a Vancouver rooming house.) Tenant: Jamie, it gets brutally hot in here. Do you think you could fix my window? Jong: You want air? I'll give you air! (He takes a hammer and bashes a hole in the wall.) (A kitchen in the same rooming house.) Tenant #1: I can't believe Jamie bought us a hotplate. Tenant #2: Yeah, and a two-burner one, no less! (Exit tenants. Enter Jong disguised as a burglar. He looks behind him and takes possession of the hotplate. Re-enter Tenant #1 from Jong's rear.) Tenant #1: Where are you going with our hotplate, Jamie? Jong: Uh- I'm trading it for a one-burner. Voice: Don't miss Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord tonight, only on this channel. |
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Sunday, August 25, 2013
Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord
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