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Host: Our next guest is already with me in the guest chair. She's star of the new hit sitcom, Pretty Little Liars, Gladiola Glitz! (Cheers.) Thank you for being here. Glitz: You're welcome. Host: Now you flunked out of school and your SAT's showed a pronounced deficit in your intellect. So who dreamed up this brilliant new show of yours? Glitz: I did. (She smiles sweetly and the crowd cheers.) Host: I see. And you said that the profits from your last movie were donated to a food bank but they report that they never received the donation. What happened to the money? Glitz: My dog ate it. (Cheers.) Host: Oh well, at least your dog was fed. Anyway, you look very impressive on your new magazine cover. Is it true that you fit better into these glossy pictures by being two-dimensional? Glitz: What's two-dimensional? Host: You don't know? Stand up for a moment and I'll explain it. (She gets up.) Please show your side to the camera. (She turns and her image vanishes from view.) A two-dimensional object has only height and width but no depth. Are you two-dimensional? Glitz's Voice: No. (Cheers and whistling.) |
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Wednesday, August 28, 2013
The Good Night Show
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