Tune Out

As if NBC didn't make enough money from my comedy writing in three years of continuous fraud, now it sounds like they're drawing viewers by putting me on trial with the offenders. I hope people aren't going to trust the information they get about me from networks like NBC. And these trials can be broken up so that I face each person who stole my work one at a time. That way they can suspend the trial to make the most money out of it. The way I see this conflict is as one man facing all of these offenders at once. In terms of image, it would best be represented by having my portrait set against a smaller picture jammed with the tiny faces of all the offenders. But then they couldn't make you tune in the next day. When they have you watching them, if they're speaking up for me, they always leave you thinking that I have some sort of relationship with them. I have no relationship with them. They're possession of my work is totally illegitimate. And I'm so tired of hearing about the industry as though I'm applying for a job in it. I'm opposed to the industry right now. I'm hoping to sue the industry right now. If I were such a wimp as to apply for a job in a business that has treated me like such shit, I wouldn't be able to write my songs or blogs as I do. My work would have no balls, like the way Taylor's [own?] songs sound: pablum pop. (I am capable of writing soft music, too, but people prefer me to play rock.) I think most of this evil influence on the public mindset is coming from television. Do me a favour and shut it off as soon as they open their mouth about me. If you must watch, keep an eye on the sponsors and tell them you don't like the way they spend their money.
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