I just heard about the Rolling Stones concert in Abbottsford. Why do people who stole my songs always want to come here and try to make me look small afterwards? Why are they allowed to try to humiliate me when they should be sitting in jail for fraud?
[To them:] All right, come and play your show. Enjoy your greatness while it lasts. You're starting to look like a bunch of geriatric fools. I know you've been jumping on trends to stay popular for the last twenty years, but I thought you had more class than those goofballs on Saturday Night Live. One day my lawyers will talk Google into publishing my original posts and I'll sue for a billion dollars. Then I'll take the money and play a show on your doorstep. And you'll deserve it - unlike myself.
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